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Kyle Katdashian (he goes by Kyle K so the paparazzi don't swarm) may have gained fame for his perfectly round cheeks, but he's ready to maintain his status with a plethora of other talents. He's large and he's in charge of you, because he's an independent business cat. Forget orange soda, he's ordering sushi to eat over lunch meetings and you're paying for delivery, because duh. You're going to be repaying the generous gift of his presence for eternity, so you might as well start with some high-quality meals. He's never cried over a diamond ring, but he will cheer you on while you clean his litter box. You're doing amazing, human. Now hurry up and sign my adoption papers.

Kyle K is:

SpeciesCat
Breed Domestic Short Hair
Sex Male
Age 3 years 0 months.
Size Medium
Good with cats Unknown
Good with dogs Unknown
Good with children Unknown
Housetrained Unknown
CodeC2601083